Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
girl jesus thinking
When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
tabloids fractions
It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
serious example raises
It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
sleep night bed
You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.
mother memorable thinking
Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.
dark winning knights
I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.
thinking sticks prohibition
Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
regret thinking catholic
Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.
bakers jew clumsy
The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
israel years people
The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.
cute iraq giving
Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.
thinking america needed
Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.
running country men
So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.
mean winter care
At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter