Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
baby taste ribs
I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.
grateful men people
Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.
dog beer eggplant
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.
eye rude quality
One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.
book history-books
I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.
genius talent good-things
It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
jobs mean thinking
I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with their life. I mean, it really gives people a chance to live outside their means through someone else's vision. And I think that's something really great that I can give back to the community. Sure I could be a doctor or a lawyer, but do they really help anyone? Sure you can save someone's life, but can you really change it for the better? I'm not saying their jobs aren't important, just not as important as mine.
people swim black
It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
country winning want
If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.
vacation president
I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.
mean men rocks
I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?
team thinking should-have
I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me.
mistake believe taken
People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.
guy hours late
I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.