Will Perry
Will Perry
drink exactly money played prove
I've been going long enough to prove what I wanted to prove, to get the girl I wanted to get, to make the money I wanted to make, to drink all the beer I wanted to drink. I've played - not exactly everywhere, but I've played enough places.
bring buy license next red ridiculous seems sets soon state subject totally
It seems ridiculous that you can be in one state with your driver's license and buy a firearm, and then in the next state it is totally illegal. There are real problems to that, but as soon as you bring up the subject and say 'gun control,' it sets a red flag.
education children teaching
Government schools, with your tax money, now discourage the teaching of multiplication tables by rote memorization but teach reading by the 'look-and-say' method which is memorization of spelling patterns. In doing so, they ensure that children will neither be able to read nor calculate.
jobs political wealth
Politicians cannot create jobs or wealth. Such is axiomatic to straight thinkers.
input machines computer
Computers are finite machines; when given the same input, they always produce the same output.
sex fun guy
If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.
done interviews bowie
David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.
hot incubus
Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.
real nice hair
I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.
girl book paris
Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
sex crazy trying
When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.
falling-in-love sex men
Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work.
night thinking should-have
I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.
champion found enjoy
Once the Champions Tour got in me and got a hold of me, I found out how great this Tour is and how much I enjoy it.