Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
kids little-kid
I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
book kids cutting
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.
rain party mean
Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.
dad son men
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.
needs stools whole-life
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
phones people clubs
People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.
tricks
To me, politics is a pile of tricks.
teacher jobs school
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
rocks cuckoos nests
I love 30 Rock because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
spirit comedy
Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.
sharks rocks week
Live every week like it's shark week.
men doors people
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.
funny idols karaoke
I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
comedy influence
George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.