Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
dark stuff sometimes
I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
light news speed
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
strong powerful sharks
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
war people sick
I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.
watches study national-geographic
You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.
beautiful cracks beautiful-things
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.
foundation mines
Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.
real college people
I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.
night saturday university
Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.
night saturday show-business
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.
sex heart long
In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.
real real-life people
I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.
loss bones heal
Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal,
father businessman
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.