Will Lewis
Will Lewis
William Lewis or Willie Lewis may refer to:...
political pay stuff
It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
thinking long hanukkah
You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.
echoes needs scream
I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.
new-york
In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma.
progress
It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?
gay able term
Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
tomorrow rich stills
One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
children
Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.
golf love-is self
Self-love is a big part of golf.
stupid stupidity obvious
Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.
law government should
There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.
funny humor swimming
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
funny sweet believe
I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.
funny book humor
This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.