Will Lewis

Will Lewis
William Lewis or Willie Lewis may refer to:...
christian believe thinking
There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
book writing people
When you're done [with writing a book], people tell you "Well, gee, I'm not interested." "Great, I'm glad I sat down and wrote this!"
moving goal tortoises
The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.
like-you eating guinness
I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.
real party long
How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with ] both parties, it's beyond belief.
country elude-us bridges
Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! "We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again."
writing
I never write anything down. I write onstage.
war sides blame
I really wanted to talk about the War on Terror and say that both sides were completely incompetent [in addressing it]. You can't blame the other side when you're involved in it.
stupid thinking political
Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. And I think that's the reason my act has become more political. I've become somewhat more of a political comic because the level of stupidity I've watched is staggering.
party people networking
I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"
christian people kind
The reason I like socialism is that it's kind of enforced Christianity. It's basically very Christian, in the sense of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." These people have nothing, so you have to share.
morning drunk hours
I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.
watches may stuff
I had to watch the Republican stuff which makes me feel even older than I am. By the time I get through the Democrats, I may be dead. I don't know how much older I can get.
iphone pieces miserable
I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.