Will Lewis
Will Lewis
William Lewis or Willie Lewis may refer to:...
funny marriage hilarious
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
marriage sleep funny-wedding
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
mother rain book
"Have you done your homework?" my mother would ask. "I'll do it later." "You will do it now, young man. I don't want you winding up on the third shift at Flagg-Utica." Flagg-Utica was a local textile plant. Somehow, I never could figure how failing to read three chapters in my geography book about the various sorts of vegetation to be found in a tropical rain forest had anything to do with facing a life as a mill hand. But with enough guilt and fear as catalysts, you can read anything, even geography books and Deuteronomy.
thinking dancing making-love
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
leadership dog race
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
feet georgia nails
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
motivational success football
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
southern guidance too-busy
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
drinking sick way
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
people educated knows
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
mean talking yankees
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
summer food garden
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
photography liars lying
While photographs may not lie, liars may photograph.
language photograph ifs
If you can take photographs with language, I'm taking one right now.