Will Lewis
Will Lewis
William Lewis or Willie Lewis may refer to:...
sadness heart sucker
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
waiting hamburgers lines
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
perspective disease life-is
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
new-york fun subway
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
appreciation passion creative
Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.
smoking noses next
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
feel-good feels
Elvis is dead and I don't feel good for myself.
soccer would-be soft-drinks
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
done cash god-bless
God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
children scandal months
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
love life sex
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
trying locks frozen
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
crazy reading learning
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"
funny dog attitude
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'