Will Harris
Will Harris
William Taylor Harrisis an American professional baseball pitcher for the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball. He previously played for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies...
writing long-ago people
People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you are in the humor, you should take a peep at some of the letters written by people who lived long ago.
luck want watches
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
jugs loud
Licker talks mighty loud w'en it git loose fum de jug.
prime senility
I am in the prime of my senility.
foxes patches fling
I don't keer w'at you do wid me, Brer Fox,' sezee, 'so you don't fling me in dat brier-patch. Roas' me, Brer Fox' sezee, 'but don't fling me in dat brier-patch,' sezee.
writing self paper
Write about what you know and care deeply about. When one puts one's self on paper - that is what is called good writing.
father cucumbers chill
Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest.
men boys littles
I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen.
long billing thrice
Thrice happy's the wooing that's not long adoing. So much time is saved in the billing and cooing.
dream book knights
The Jackdaw sat in the Cardinal's chair! Bishop and Abbot and Prior were there, Many a monk and many a friar, Many a knight and many a squire, With a great many more of lesser degree,-- In sooth a goodly company; And they served the Lord Primate on bended knee. Never, I ween, Was a prouder seen, Read of in books or dreamt of in dreams, Than the Cardinal Lord Archbishop of Rheims.
funny halloween ghost
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
forgiveness forgiving loser
A winner rebukes and forgives; a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive.
acceptance tolerance assuming
Intolerance is the most socially acceptable form of egotism, for it permits us to assume superiority without personal boasting.
men likes failing
As WArden Lawes once said of convicts, no man can be called a failure until he has tried something he really likes, and fails at it.