Will Harris

Will Harris
William Taylor Harrisis an American professional baseball pitcher for the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball. He previously played for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies...
stupid hair my-favorite
(Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.
love-you heart blood
Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul... you have brought light back into my life
tree vision cows
i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.
interesting fiction boring
Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.
sarcastic waiting vampire
Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.
ready
I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!
thinking rooms firsts
I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room. (Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)
beautiful naked may
Are you a prude?' He seemed genuinely curious. 'No!' But after a second, I said, 'But may be compared to you, yes! I like my privacy. I get to decide who sees me naked. Do you get my point?' 'Yes. Objectively speaking, you have beautiful points.' I thought the top of my head would pop off... (Sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead in the Family)
writing television screens
I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.
crazy looks woods
Look, how come he showed up now? When you have other fairies in the woods? And does that sound crazy when you say it out loud, or what?
character heroic
Very few of my characters are totally heroic or totally villainous.
dog hands gestures
A dog – a collie – went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled. “Shoo,” Eric said, making an imperious gesture with his hand.
girl eric done
Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn’t read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?
patches enjoyed
I’d always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there