Will Harris
Will Harris
William Taylor Harrisis an American professional baseball pitcher for the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball. He previously played for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies...
queens believe thinking
Wow," I said, since it was all I could think of to say. "Wow. That's some outfit." When you've got a big guy wearing Lycra it doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. I resisted the temptation to ask Eric to turn around. "I don't believe I could be convincing as a queen," Eric said, "but I decided this sent such a mixed signal, almost anything was possible." He fluttered his eyelashes at me. Eric was definitely enjoying this. "Oh, yes," I said, trying to find somewhere else to look. (Living Dead in Dallas)
simple night water
As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick.
car determined buyers
I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.
zero vampire eric
Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.
life years mind
I have lived one step away from losing my mind for years. I am quick and accurate in spotting unstable streaks in others.
play sometimes
you have to play it out sometimes.
running rooms nervous
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
clever thinking bills
You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an excuse to make out with me?" "I'm not that clever, Eric." "I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.
sky body bikinis
My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
battlefields
And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.
evil vision wicked
Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric
crazy thinking driven
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
night humanity opera
For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.
tea cups eric-northman
Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!