Will Grace
Will Grace
lasted married
JLo-so karen hows married life?Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutesJLo-Oh is that short?
want doe married
I don't want to be married to someone who feels inferior to my success or because I make more money than he does.
danger married-women unmarried
As an unmarried woman, I was thought to be a danger.
men giving married
When I married Prince Rainier, I married the man and not what he represented or what he was. I fell in love with him without giving a thought to anything else.
against committed love mother
I love you like the mother I had committed against her will.
oh
Oh cripes honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, leather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, vermont-living, christina aguilera-lovin', mykonos-going...honey take it home.
bag full scattered trash
But we were at the funeral. We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes!
gag
That is going on the gag reel, that is hilarious.
If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.
man
Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.
mom oh telling
(Jack prepairing to tell his mom he's gay)Grace: You'd think after 30 years it'd be liberating.Jack: Oh no, we're not telling her I'm 30!
Karen-she was all over you, your JLo's JMo
feet four number rule served unless within
Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.
evil good
Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.