Will Grace
Will Grace
lasted married
JLo-so karen hows married life?Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutesJLo-Oh is that short?
want doe married
I don't want to be married to someone who feels inferior to my success or because I make more money than he does.
danger married-women unmarried
As an unmarried woman, I was thought to be a danger.
men giving married
When I married Prince Rainier, I married the man and not what he represented or what he was. I fell in love with him without giving a thought to anything else.
hurt
Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?
bag full scattered trash
But we were at the funeral. We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes!
gag
That is going on the gag reel, that is hilarious.
oh
Oh cripes honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, leather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, vermont-living, christina aguilera-lovin', mykonos-going...honey take it home.
man
Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.
mom oh telling
(Jack prepairing to tell his mom he's gay)Grace: You'd think after 30 years it'd be liberating.Jack: Oh no, we're not telling her I'm 30!
Karen-she was all over you, your JLo's JMo
feet four number rule served unless within
Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.
evil good
Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.
babies baby climb goodness hair letting men six spin three weeks wise
Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.