Will Grace
Will Grace
babies baby climb goodness hair letting men six spin three weeks wise
Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.
summer ice babysitting
I spent my summers in Connecticut scooping ice cream and babysitting.
girl baby responsibility
I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must, I take a very firm hold on the handles of the baby carriage and I wheel it into the traffic.
baby children crazy
A lot of sad things have happened to my friends' children, people you knew as babies. They've been killed or become crazy or all kinds of tragic things. There are some people whose children haven't talked to them in fifteen years. There's all kind of meshugaas in this world.
hurt
Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?
bag full scattered trash
But we were at the funeral. We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes!
gag
That is going on the gag reel, that is hilarious.
oh
Oh cripes honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, leather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, vermont-living, christina aguilera-lovin', mykonos-going...honey take it home.
man
Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.
mom oh telling
(Jack prepairing to tell his mom he's gay)Grace: You'd think after 30 years it'd be liberating.Jack: Oh no, we're not telling her I'm 30!
Karen-she was all over you, your JLo's JMo
feet four number rule served unless within
Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.
evil good
Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.
lasted married
JLo-so karen hows married life?Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutesJLo-Oh is that short?