Will Grace
Will Grace
feet four number rule served unless within
Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.
feet long legs
I'm 5 feet 7 but my legs weren't long enough to be a big-time model. From the knees up, everything is long but from ankle to knee, if I was in proportion, I'd be 5 feet 9
men feet games
What we owe men is some freedom from their part in a murderous game in which they kick each other to death with one foot, bracing themselves on our various comfortable places with the other.
hurt
Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?
bag full scattered trash
But we were at the funeral. We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes!
gag
That is going on the gag reel, that is hilarious.
oh
Oh cripes honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, leather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, vermont-living, christina aguilera-lovin', mykonos-going...honey take it home.
man
Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.
mom oh telling
(Jack prepairing to tell his mom he's gay)Grace: You'd think after 30 years it'd be liberating.Jack: Oh no, we're not telling her I'm 30!
Karen-she was all over you, your JLo's JMo
evil good
Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.
babies baby climb goodness hair letting men six spin three weeks wise
Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.
lasted married
JLo-so karen hows married life?Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutesJLo-Oh is that short?
If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.