Will Carroll
Will Carroll
Will Carroll is a sportswriter specializing in the coverage of medical issues, including injuries and performance-enhancing drugs. Carroll's "Under the Knife" column appeared on Baseball Prospectus for eight years during his stint there as a senior writer, and he also contributed to the site's radio efforts as well as the Puck Prospectus spin-off site. He is the author of two books on sports-related medical topics. Carroll has no formal medical training...
wonderland world doe
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.
queens hands white
To the Looking-Glass world it was Alice that said 'I've a sceptre in hand, I've a crown on my head. Let the Looking-Glass creatures, whatever they be, Come and dine with the Red Queen, the White Queen, and me.
birthday hypocrisy three
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
summer quilts nice
Do you hear the snow against the windowpanes, Kitty? How nice and soft it sounds! Just as if some one was kissing the window all over outside. I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ’Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ And when they wake up in the summer, Kitty, they dress themselves all in green, and dance about—whenever the wind blows...
moving eye sky
Still she haunts me, phantomwise, Alice moving under skies Never seen by waking eyes.
writing men animal
The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.
tea wonderland tone
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
time kings shoes
'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'
feelings one-day use
There's no use in comparing one's feelings between one day and the next; you must allow a reasonable interval, for the direction of change to show itself.
silence mouths lasts
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth,
domestic-violence violence serpent
...those serpents! There's no pleasing them!
sky clouds bird
You could not see a cloud, because No cloud was in the sky: No birds were flying overhead - There were no birds to fly.
sweet sky tea
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
poison wonderland bottles
If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.