Will Carroll

Will Carroll
Will Carroll is a sportswriter specializing in the coverage of medical issues, including injuries and performance-enhancing drugs. Carroll's "Under the Knife" column appeared on Baseball Prospectus for eight years during his stint there as a senior writer, and he also contributed to the site's radio efforts as well as the Puck Prospectus spin-off site. He is the author of two books on sports-related medical topics. Carroll has no formal medical training...
math knives division
Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?
cat tails gone
"All right", said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
destiny should-have be-who-you-are
Be who you are, said the Duchess to Alice, or, if you would like it put more simply, never try to be what you might have been or could have been other than what you should have been.
running tree doe
It often runs in families," she remarked: "just as a love for pastry does.
water rhyming answers
His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
adjectives verbs through-the-looking-glass
They've a temper, some of them - particularly verbs, they're the proudest - adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs...
dream children eye
Child of the pure, unclouded brow and dreaming eyes of wonder.
time trying might
A minute goes by so fearfully quick. You might as well try to stop a Bandersnatch!
ability
With a sort of mental squint.
dance france england
The further off from England the nearer is to France- Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.
running math want
You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
cat tree littles
she was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off. The Cat only grinned when it saw Alice.
queens yesterday confusing
"It's very good jam," said the Queen. "Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate." "You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday but never jam to-day." "It must come sometimes to "jam to-day,""Alice objected. "No it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day; to-day isn't any other day, you know." "I don't understand you," said Alice. "It's dreadfully confusing."
children thinking pigs
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.