Will Brown
Will Brown
inspirational education reality
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.
wish accused i-can
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.
people creative fiction
There are very few people who are creative and imaginative. Therefore, fiction is difficult for people to embrace.
life thinking animal
We animals live life in all its glorious uncertainty. Why do politicians think they can control events?
dog horse cat
While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.
animal years people
No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.
insanity different remember
Unfortunately, Susan didn't remember what Jane Fulton once said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
cousin blood people
It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.
mean dragons bulls
I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.
life odd-things odd
Odd thing about death ... it reaffirms life.
funny witty rude
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.
way
Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.
children technology made-up-stories
What happens to children and families today who sit around the television? They're watching made-up stories. It's not their experience and it's not truly shared. A human being must learn at a very young age how to connect to other human beings. Our technologies are driving us apart, only connecting us in terms of information, not in terms of emotions.
america adjectives curse
Adjectives are the curse of America.