Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
sarcastic horse sadism
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
sleep wrong-time audience
The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!
inspirational funny god
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
funny humor intelligent
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
funny humor parent
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
littles comfort cold
I'm really impotent against the overwhelming bleakness of the universe and the only thing I can do is my little gift [filmmaking] and do it the best I can, which is cold comfort.
witty humorous brain
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
witty humorous heart
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
real writing ideas
In the shower, with the hot water coming down, you've left the real world behind, and very frequently things open up for you. It's the change of venue, the unblocking the attempt to force the ideas that's crippling you when you're trying to write.
genius fields six
I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.
believe winning competition
I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.
sex fun golf
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
witty food oysters
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
mother children middle-child
My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.