Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
mother new-york father
I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like loving your mother or your father even though they're a drunk or a thief. I've loved the city my whole life - to me, it's like a great woman.
witty new-york humorous
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.
real people actors
I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.
fitness-motivational showing-up life-is
Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
directors would-be film
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
funny beautiful sex
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
thinking artist people
People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
witty hate humorous
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
funny drama humor
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
men thinking hair
Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?
vegetables two choices
Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
men thinking people
Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when you read Tolstoy or something, basically they're about man and woman relationships.
witty atheist philosophy
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
inspirational funny death
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.