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people role
I am not a role model. People need to be their own role models. Do not look up to me.
govern thyself
Govern thyself then you will be able to govern the world.
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Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
asked boy cost father
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
others self-esteem
You're not what you think you are; you're not what others think you are; you're what you think others think you are!
learn
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
apples
You never know how many apples there are in a seed.
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Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.
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Among the worries of today's business executives is the large number of unemployed still on the payroll.
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Analysis and synthesis ordinarily clarify matters for us about as much as taking a Swiss watch apart and dumping its wheels, springs, hands, threads, pivots, screws and gears into a layman's hands for reassembling, clarifies a watch to a layman.
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An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
asked boy church giving minister post thinking
A minister asked a little boy how to get to the Post Office. After the little boy told him, the minister said, Why don't you come to church tonight? I'm giving instructions on how to get to heaven. After thinking a minute, the boy replied, I don't think so. You don't even know how to get to the Post Office.