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About the only thing that comes without effort is old age..
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The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.
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The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.
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A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals.
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Acknowledgment -- If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
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A civilized society that can no longer feel outrage, can no longer be civilized.
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A careful inventory of all your past experiences may disclose the startling fact that everything has happened for the best.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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I tried to change the world, but I was outnumbered.
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I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high.
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It is when we forget ourselves that we do things which will be remembered.
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Its marvelous what you can see when you open your eyes.