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changes favor people progress
Most people are in favor of progress, it's the changes they don't like.
god gracious lonely setting silence solitude towards walks
May God be gracious to each lonely one who walks in silence towards the setting sun.
hungry men
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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One man gets nothing but discord out of a piano; another gets harmony. No one claims the piano is at fault. Life is about the same. The discord is there, and the harmony is there. Study to play it correctly, and it will give forth the beauty; play it falsely, and it will give forth the ugliness. Life is not at fault.
bloody infinitely month permanent weekend
One non-revolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
exhausted natural taxes-and-taxation
Of all our natural resources, the first one to be exhausted may be the taxpayer.
baritone brown eyes health natural vitality
Of all natural forces, vitality is the incommunicable one. Vitality never ''takes.'' You have it or you haven't it, like health or brown eyes or a baritone voice.
drag gonna light
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong.
words
One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
both changed diapers
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
advice frighten fun halloween pretend run scares
On Halloween the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if something scares you and you want to run just let on like it's Halloween fun
experience lesson repeat school
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.
lowering nobody others raises reputation
Nobody raises his own reputation by lowering others
boy knows man noble nobody wait worth
Nobody knows what a boy is worth. We'll have to wait and see. But every man in a noble place a boy once used to be.