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When one door closes another one opens with great possibilities ahead
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When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.
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When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century.
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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
buildings call
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
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Why do social workers use five-syllable words when dealing with juvenile delinquents?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.
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Too many of us speak twice before we think
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With children... it is a fact that most parents criticize children more than they laud or congratulate them. We tend to be quick to criticize, slow to praise. We should be careful to keep the praise and the expectations far ahead of the criticism.
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Those that say you can't take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip.