Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
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It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people.
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Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if," so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
funny mom mother
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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I've been bowling since I was four years old.
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We have a great team here. And we've received tremendous support from parents. We're really trying to bring this whole thing together to have a successful transition.
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I think for ease of viewing, the hockey events, the ice-skating events are the best.
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What would happen is the champion would be protected.
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You know from one year to the next what's expected. You get the same drills, the same expectations, the same teaching.
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no class at Wilson has more than 22 students at this time.
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No business they could invest in is as good as buying their own stock. Any business you get into is not going to be as good as the business you have.
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Lower-valued properties appreciate less quickly. Higher-valued properties appreciate more quickly. Someone with a $100,000 home benefits, but someone with a $1 million home benefits more.