Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
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I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
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In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.
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Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Carson) and the other comedians. Something clicked in me that I wanted to be one of those guys, someone who came out and made the audience laugh.
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The statue is permanently out of place in my house,
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I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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When I die, I'm gonna leave my body to science fiction.
I'm going to get an MRI to find out whether I have claustrophobia.