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greater man thoughts-and-thinking
No man can ever be greater than his loftiest thoughts.
considers individual itself responsibility
No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood.
gets government matter vote voting whom
No matter whom you vote for, the Government always gets in.
love service serving stop
Never stop serving your customers. They'll love you for it.
deed good great lightly nobly repay winners-and-winning won
Nothing great is lightly won, nothing won is lost. Every good deed that's nobly done will always repay the cost.
muscles smiles takes
It takes 26 muscles to smile, and 62 muscles to frown.
change full life sit view
It's only the view from where you sit that makes you feel defeat. Life is full of many aisles, so why don't you change your seat?
eclipse man moon space
It's only during an eclipse that the Man in the Moon has a place in the sun.
children educated realize separate taxes-and-taxation
It's getting so that children have to be educated to realize that ''Damn'' and ''Taxes: are two separate words.
angel easy
Its easy to be an angel when you are in heaven.
good government pay
It's a good thing that we don't get all the government we pay for.
hands might ringing stopped worthwhile
It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.
cut decided speech threatened
I've decided to discontinue my long talks. It's because of my throat. Someone threatened to cut it.
knowing remains thinking thoughts-and-thinking
Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done.