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close family relative
A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals.
merit self-esteem wish
Acknowledgment -- If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
civilized longer society
A civilized society that can no longer feel outrage, can no longer be civilized.
careful disclose fact happened inventory past
A careful inventory of all your past experiences may disclose the startling fact that everything has happened for the best.
conclusion thoughts-and-thinking tired
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
knows smart speakers-and-speaking whether wise
A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it.
afterwards aisle asked bride came changed girl mother wedding
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
others self-esteem
You're not what you think you are; you're not what others think you are; you're what you think others think you are!
apples
You never know how many apples there are in a seed.
boundaries current safe unknown
Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.
conduct determined reputation thousand
The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.
bill pockets sends tells time time-and-time-management
A person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets your watch, and then sends you a bill for it.
discovered educated finally man nobody questions
An educated man is one who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answer.
interested purpose seeing sight soul
Are we interested in sight seeing or soul saving?