Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhardis an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 June 1955
CityFlint, MI
CountryUnited States of America
real thug band
The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
football new-orleans dear-lord
Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
pride needs day-to-day
At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
people levels pay
When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
way realness tapping
Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
rap book wife
On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.
believe dna trying
You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.
karma believe dont-believe
I don't believe in karma.
humor thinking lasts
I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
mind peace-of-mind stills
How far can we go? How much can we absorb and still have some peace of mind?
gay community needs
I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.
play hips i-can
Hip doesn't really come into play anymore as far as I can tell.
shadow want lost
I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow.
issues atheism gayness
Gayness is a non-issue.