Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhardis an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 June 1955
CityFlint, MI
CountryUnited States of America
littles ive-learned holding-back
If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit.
supportive return involved
I've always gotten myself overly involved in supporting other women who've not always been as supportive in return.
views cynical point-of-view
At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.
thinking enron-scandal white
I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.
purpose priestesses
I'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.
mean body stills
I am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature.
offending culture ifs
I'll take on somebody if they're offending the entire culture, not just offending me.
bad-relationship i-can percent
I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
comic bad-jokes performers
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
night gone lasts
The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.
views alaska wish
I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back to Alaska.
essence kabbalah spirituality
I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
mean thinking bisexual
Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian.
night listening uncomfortable
I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that night, so why listen to it?