Russell Brand
Russell Brand
Russell Edward Brand is an English comedian, actor, radio host, author, and activist...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 June 1975
CityGrays, England
funny kids comedy
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
funny mom bumps
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.
funny water body
If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?
funny amy sound
Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.
funny names oddities
Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".
funny long comedy
How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?
funny queens eye
On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.
funny-love love-you thorough
I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
buddhist imagine
Imagine the wisdom to be passed down from the classical Buddhist texts.
new-beginnings journey reality
Every moment is a fresh new beginning... a wonderful inauguration of the great cosmic journey through the Universe. We can do whatever we want. We can change reality at any moment.
school tv-shows office
I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.
sexy recovery vegetarianism
Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.
views sick people
All we can do is adapt the way we view this condition, not as a crime or a romantic affectation but as a disease that will kill. We need to review the way society treats addicts, not as criminals but as sick people in need of care.
differences acting littles
There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.