Russell Brand
Russell Brand
Russell Edward Brand is an English comedian, actor, radio host, author, and activist...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 June 1975
CityGrays, England
numbers today letters
Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.
spiritual emotional thinking
Eventually, I think you find a spiritual and emotional connection with someone, and I think it unifies you with everyone else. I think if you love one person, it makes you love everyone...
funny water body
If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?
funny amy sound
Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.
funny names oddities
Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".
funny long comedy
How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?
funny queens eye
On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.
wildlife needs vegetarian
Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.
crush mediocrity ordinary
What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.
voice bird littles
What should happen is a little voice in your head, like Jimmy Cricket in Pinocchio, will go 'But Russell, that bird, that's a creature like you, if you kill it it'll be all sad' and you go 'F***, alright. I won't kill it then.'
police good-man england
In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.
talking people fracking
Im happy to be a part of the conversation, if more young people are talking about fracking instead of twerking were heading in the right direction. The people that govern us dont want an active population who are politically engaged, they want passive consumers distracted by the spectacle of which I accept I am a part.
stories world atoms
The world isn't made of atoms, it's made of stories.
jobs memories iphone
Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.