Ron White
Ron White
Ronald Dee "Ron" Whiteis an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 December 1956
CityFritch, TX
CountryUnited States of America
funny giving i-believe
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade....
inspirational funny witty
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
funny mean doors
The arresting officer-who I had literally known all my life, you know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 400 people. We've met. Anyway, at the station, he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass and said, "Yeah, they call me... Tater Salad." Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed to a bench with blood coming out my nose, this cop comes up to me and says, "Are you Ron... 'Tater Salad' White?"
inspirational funny drinking
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
funny-life silent you-cant-fix-stupid
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
absolutely funniest loved
Lisa is one of the funniest comedians. She absolutely killed me. I loved it.
basic bread cards definitely drive fewer gallon half loaf meet milk town
Like a lot of Iowans, I have to drive just to meet basic needs, ... Am I going to drive into town for a loaf of bread and a half gallon of milk or am going into town to play cards with friends? Probably not. So it's definitely fewer trips.
driving food ready water
It's not like driving the freeways of California. It's dog-eat-dog out here. You have to have water and food and be ready for most anything to happen.
expensive people produced question test willing
I think the big question is how much more expensive it will make the wine. The real test of it is once it's produced and on the shelf, what are people willing to pay?
believe gave gives lemons life vodka
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonadethen find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.
enjoyed forget hope stuff tonight
I hope you've enjoyed some of the new stuff tonight as well as some of the old stuff, ... I'll never forget this night as long as I live.
smoking saving months
I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.
beer hands natural
From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.
dark light television
I only like the live audience. I don't even like to do standup where it's being filmed. Because it affects the way the audience responds to what you say, because it makes them uncomfortable. You have to perform in a light room, and I prefer a dark room. But I love to perform, and I don't really see myself doing any television at all.