Ron White
Ron White
Ronald Dee "Ron" Whiteis an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 December 1956
CityFritch, TX
CountryUnited States of America
comedian lame television
I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.
home goats bowls
You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
soccer believe games
I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
laughing goal make-you-laugh
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.
bigs small-parts
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
inspirational funny witty
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
smart school mean
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.
believe creative levels
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
bumper-sticker carrots chains
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
funny mean doors
The arresting officer-who I had literally known all my life, you know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 400 people. We've met. Anyway, at the station, he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass and said, "Yeah, they call me... Tater Salad." Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed to a bench with blood coming out my nose, this cop comes up to me and says, "Are you Ron... 'Tater Salad' White?"
texas use death-penalty
In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.
cigar brands floats
There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.
plans
I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.
stupid class pills
You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.