Ron White
Ron White
Ronald Dee "Ron" Whiteis an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 December 1956
CityFritch, TX
CountryUnited States of America
writing exercise exposure
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
thinking years giving
I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
block cat
Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.
long looks common
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.
stupid eye order
We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!
wisdom today tomorrow
I didn't get where I am today by worryin about how I'd feel tomorrow.
stars revenge war
Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks
children fans comedy
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
cuban-cigars decent smoke
I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.
trying death-penalty lanes
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
color cost television
Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television?
stars rocks sound
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
stupid you-cant-fix-stupid
You can't fix stupid.
party hands tequila
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.