Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson is an English actor, model, musician and producer...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth13 May 1986
CityLondon, England
funny girl mean
Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone.... I mean, look at this poor guy in the background with his collar up. You know he's just gonna get ruined by women.
funny simple guy
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
funny faces whole
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
funny confused flower
This is a good look. I'm gonna mess him up," Pattinson praises Stewart. "And I'm just like, I don't know what's going on? Where am I? I just walked out of a flower bed in this scene as well.... I was standing in the flower bed and then walked out of it and then stopped and looked confused.... If I didn't have contact lenses on, that was a really spectacular look I just did.... I should have had million thoughts, like Hamlet.
fun matter firsts
The first period of getting famous was incredibly strange to me and really fun at the beginning because you didn't realise the consequences of anything. You could say or do whatever you wanted and it just didn't matter.
funny fake six-packs
I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene
funny people able
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
funny girl hate
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
people vampire wish
I really like Blade. I wish people would make hard R-rated fantasy movies again. It's completely irrelevant, but people should do that more. I haven't seen that many vampire things.
funny thinking looks
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
girl years australia
A 17-year-old girl in Australia hacked into my e-mail while I was on it, Then a 15-year-old girl in England did the same thing.
dream liars grateful
But you're not really allowed to complain about any of this, You're just supposed to be grateful. And obviously-I get it. You're lucky and you should appreciate your luck. But, I mean, it just seems if you even hint that there's a bad side to any of this people will be like-Liar! I guess it's because people want to have it as a dream
difficult acknowledge ifs
If you're happy all of the time, it's difficult to acknowledge when you actually are happy.
funny kissing
What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.