Prince Philip

Prince Philip
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. He is the longest-serving consort of a reigning British monarch and the oldest-ever male member of the British royal family...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionRoyalty
Date of Birth10 June 1921
CityCorfu, Greece
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You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
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I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.
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If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
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You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
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The French don't know how to cook breakfast.
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Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
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You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?
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It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
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Do you still throw spears at each filmother?
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Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.
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Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
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We don't come here for our health.
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I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
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If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.