Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. He is the longest-serving consort of a reigning British monarch and the oldest-ever male member of the British royal family...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionRoyalty
Date of Birth10 June 1921
CityCorfu, Greece
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It's a vast waste of space.
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Do you work in a strip club?
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A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
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A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
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If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
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I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.
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You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
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So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.
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Wildlife of the world is disappearing... simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect
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A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
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If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
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I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.
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The bastards murdered half my family