Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
wine tired sick
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
wine eye people
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
wine white house
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
wine people dry
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
wine long campaigns
I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
fall wine bags
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.
wine white house
Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'
life money rest women
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
people
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
building cannot imagine looked looking turned water
You cannot imagine what it looked like Friday. The water was turned off. The building was filthy. You're looking at a miracle.
fear
We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.
billions continue foreign home spend subsidize taking
Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?
claim solve
I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.
four people time voters
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!