Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
children school third-grade
Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.
wish conclusion
In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.
gun enough ifs
If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
wine tired sick
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
thinking past worry
Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.
people doing-nothing social
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.
sex taught born
Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
fire tree forests
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
president mess knows
Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
remember century
We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
song men years
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
jobs thinking government
I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?
lying said
As I've always said: The future lies ahead.
fear breast-cancer men
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.