Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
wine eye people
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
wine white house
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
wine people dry
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
credit lasts needs
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
running government half
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
debt why-not national-debt
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
teenager marijuana hands
Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.
standards
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
book drug speech
They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!
song brother moving
I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.
years long littles
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
wine long campaigns
I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
eye growing realizing
So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.
running liars presidential
It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.