Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
wine white house
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
running white house
Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.
white house world
Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'
wine white house
Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'
life money rest women
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
people
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
building cannot imagine looked looking turned water
You cannot imagine what it looked like Friday. The water was turned off. The building was filthy. You're looking at a miracle.
fear
We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.
billions continue foreign home spend subsidize taking
Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?
claim solve
I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.
four people time voters
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
prepared
We don't know where they're from. We don't know what the demographics are. We've prepared for everything.
gun moose spots
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
people hey bars
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'