Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
thinking past worry
Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.
jobs thinking government
I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?
thinking issues matter
On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.
thinking pension-plans president
I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
thinking alive want
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
life money rest women
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
people
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
building cannot imagine looked looking turned water
You cannot imagine what it looked like Friday. The water was turned off. The building was filthy. You're looking at a miracle.
fear
We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.
billions continue foreign home spend subsidize taking
Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?
claim solve
I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.
four people time voters
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
prepared
We don't know where they're from. We don't know what the demographics are. We've prepared for everything.
gun moose spots
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?