Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
shallow happens deep-down
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
pondering riot supervillains
We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.
thinking pension-plans president
I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
jobs government good-job
No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.
thinking alive want
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
wings bird middle
I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.
country circles wings
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
lying order tactics
I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.
government immigration united-states
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
rights should murderer
Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.