Oscar Levant
Oscar Levant
Oscar Levantwas an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was as famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, as for his music...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPianist
Date of Birth27 December 1906
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny witty names
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
funny time work
So little time and so little to do.
funny depressing patient
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
inspirational funny depression
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
funny sarcastic loneliness
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
funny humorous party
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
funny humor dining
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
funny humility pride
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
funny flower humorous
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
carnegie gag hall played
An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall
form humor humorous lowest pun
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
eisenhower
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
given mind
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
people
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.