Oscar Levant
Oscar Levant
Oscar Levantwas an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was as famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, as for his music...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPianist
Date of Birth27 December 1906
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
dori virgins virginity
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
wise carnegie halls
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
hate triumph habit
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
falling-in-love art love-you
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
government islands desert
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.
men self helping
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
reviews bad-reviews my-friends
I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them.
baseball ballet fairy
Ballet is the fairies baseball.
art iron entertainment
Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.
watches shore shows
I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.
funny time work
So little time and so little to do.
character luck enormous
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
funny depressing patient
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
nice views interesting
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.