Navjot Singh Sidhu
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Navjot Singh Sidhuis a former Indian cricketer and a former Member of Parliament from Amritsarbetween 2004 and 2014...
NationalityIndian
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth20 October 1963
CountryIndia
funny dawn stealing
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
running light tunnels
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
team player glasses
Rahul Dravid is a player who would walk on broken glass if his team asks him to
umpires reason nappies
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
ms-dhoni world captains
There are 2 types of captains in World Cricket. One is MS Dhoni and the other are the all others.
long spoons dining
When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
sea pilots ships
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
congratulations two road-to-success
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
wife way turns
Wickets are like wives, you never know which way they will turn!
play symphony orchestra
You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.
men naked shirts
Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
gambling six dice
One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.