Morley
Morley
talking silence mind
We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.
sports men wheels
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
long tourists british
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.
beautiful horse children
If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.
dog training able
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
school men bully
Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
long helping said
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.
business children training
Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.
happiness falling-in-love love-you
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.
I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
country people france
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.
lonely loneliness men
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.
falling-in-love love-you self-love
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.