Morley
Morley
beautiful horse children
If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.
dog training able
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
school men bully
Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
long helping said
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.
business children training
Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.
happiness falling-in-love love-you
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.
I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
country people france
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.
lonely loneliness men
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.
falling-in-love love-you self-love
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
longer parts precious resource simply water
In many parts of the country, water is a precious resource which we can no longer simply take for granted.
boxing hemingway known
I'm probably better known for boxing with Hemingway than for anything I've written.
citizens journalism citizen-journalism
I would trust citizen journalism as much as I would trust citizen surgery.