Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 February 1968
CitySaint Paul, MN
CountryUnited States of America
thinking sky cities
Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.
fall drinking leather-jackets
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"
funny sweet humor
Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.
funny life dream
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
military army hands
I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.
funny humor hot
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
funny birthday humor
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
funny humor really-cool
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
funny humor eye
Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.
funny brother humor
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
funny humor animal
I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.
golf guy way
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...
rip missing cheese
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss
funny humor cutting
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!"