Michael Scott
Michael Scott
kings guy drug
When I said that I was king of forwards, you've got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.
technology lakes people
Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
jokes appropriate
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.
ideas personality together
Good collaboration essentially boils down to personalities who work well together and are able to integrate each other's notes and ideas without killing each other.
stupid believe thinking
Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.
children book years
This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.
winning play needs
You need to play to win. But you also need to win ... to play.
stories influence storytelling
All great literary works influence us as writers, not their stories as much as their storytelling ability.
office fool-me-once three
Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.
kids dating office
Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
writing research excuse
The research. It is always the best part of writing. And, of course, it is the great excuse to travel.
way sometimes conversation
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't know where it's going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.
latin fire say-anything
but do i need to say anything?" sophie asked. "do i need to learn any words?" "like what?" saint-germain said. "well, when you lit up the eiffel tower, you said something that sounded like eggness" "ignis" the count said. "latin for fire. no, you don't need to say anything." "then why did you do it, then?" sophie asked. saint-germain grinned. "i just thought it sounded cool.
thinking years apples
It's always been Apple's goal to ship something we were proud of and something people would be proud to own, and I think that's still true from thirty years ago.